Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Randomize
