If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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