bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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