just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
i am craving dick and cupcakes
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
Randomize