this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
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