I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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