Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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