i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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