I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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