just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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