We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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