You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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