No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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