did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
There's a naked man in my car right now.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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