You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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