im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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