I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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