Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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