Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
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