Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
pray to the hookup gods
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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