We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
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