The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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