I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
I love you. Go after that dick
Randomize
