I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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