My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
So much Jack, so little girl.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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