it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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