chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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