nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I'm gonna fight the coyote
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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