I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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