i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
i believe in u and ur pee
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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