i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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