That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
So I stole cocaine from one of my Tinder hookups
And that is the most millennial sentence I've ever said
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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