i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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