I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
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