guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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