There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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