sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
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