do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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