You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
