youre lurking in front of me
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
operation have a gay friend backfired
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Randomize
