i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
oh god the rape fog is back!
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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