Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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