i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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