Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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