I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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