doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
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