dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
Shame - the story of my life.
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