On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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