your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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