Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
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