your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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