i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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