So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
You were trust falling into bushes
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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